"What's in a name? A rose is a ..."

"... is a rose is a rose."

True. A rose flower would still smell as sweet but I doubt it'd be as popular with gardeners and florists is it was called "sweaty butt muncher".

So I'm looking for a fitting name for my boat.

It nameless now, but it's generally considered bad luck not to re-christen a boat when it becomes yours. I don't think there's an accepted time-frame, but I'm arbitrarily calling it a year.

The relationship of man (or woman) with a boat is symbiotic. There's a lot of give and take. Well, mostly 'give'. I bought the damn thing. I transported it across the country. I pay to have it stored at my club's boat house.

And I just bought it this snazzy cover so it won't get all dinged up and covered with dead insects when I precariously strap it to the top of my car:



As far as the 'take', well, as I use it more ... I'm becoming pretty fond of quietly gliding across a nice lake at 6:40 in the morning with no one else around.

(Especially when I run into a dock! Like I did this morning; don't worry - no damage to me or the nameless boat.)

So, I'm taking this naming/re-christening kind of seriously. I've always wanted to try to be appropriate and right on the mark with this kind of thing. Hell, they were almost wheeling us out of the maternity ward before Laura and I settled on "Peter". We were seriously thinking that "baby boy Cytrynowicz" sounded OK, but we were worried we were limiting his future career choices.

We took a long time to name our cars, but "Bob" the CRV and "Miles" the Mazda are so ingrained into our vernacular to the point that we forget when we talk about them to non-family members.

I could go with something profound or moving, but that's not my style. I could just call it "Owen" as that's the name of the manufacturer, but I'm having trouble committing to that - it's kind of lazy.

I'm also contemplating "Minnesota Fugue" - ripping off the name of this blog - but that's too wordy. Maybe just "Fugue".

I don't want some corny, pun-ny phrase like "Myassis Dragon". Or something stoic like "Endeavor" or "Fortitude". However, "Sanity" is looking kind of good now.

A friend of mine has suggested the "Flying Wasp" and I'm considering it as an homage to my youth and one of the funniest movies ever made.

I also don't want to get too personal, but the "Bowlegged Sculler" keeps on percolating to the top of the list. I broke my right ankle in college and as a result my right knee wants to flail out on the recovery when I get tired. It's a definite technique "no-no" but maybe my boat name will let others know that, yes, I do know how to scull, I'm just not that good at it sometimes, so shut your pie hole.

Any name suggestions? The boat is red (my boat club already has a "Red Beaver"). It's old (made in 1988). And, it's helping me keep fit and healthy, physically and mentally.

I'll consider all - just as long as it doesn't contain any of the these words in any order: sweaty, butt, muncher.