Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trash. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

My Soundtrack ...

Lately I've been listening to "The Natural" soundtrack on my ipod/phone while doing chores around the house.

I heartily encourage it.

There's nothing more to make you feel heroic when you're taking out the trash than the sound of a Randy Newman orchestration:

The arpegio of the strings swell; slowly crescendoing as I weave my way through the backyard, down the steps and into the alley.

As I open the lid of the trashcan, the woodwinds twitter in anticipation.

I grasp the top of the hefty bag with both hands and as I hoist it into the night air, the brass section kicks in:

Da da da daaaa!

The cymbals crash (crash!) as the trash lands in the can with a satisfying thud kicking up a slight odor of dirty diapers and old spaghetti sauce.

Da da da daaaaa! I flip the lid closed as the cymbals crash one more time. Crash!

There's the stillness of a short coda as the cymbal crash fades into the night.

I turn and walk back to the house, accompanied by the mournful wail of a single oboe as blackness falls on my backyard.


Hmmm - what goes better with loading the dishwasher? Punk or classis rock?